Who We Are Not
We are not from Mars.
We are just a group of gifted lemures.
The Shadow Reborn is a completely fictional publication intended to enthrall and amuse, but not to offend. We, the creators of TSR, refuse to accept any responsibility whatsoever for any physical, emotional, spiritual, or water damage caused by reading this paper. All names in this publication are (usually)fictional, and any resemblance to real persons is entirely accidental. By reading this disclaimer, you agree to tell your friends about TSR, and to refrain from trying to figure out who we, the creators of TSR, are. Also, you consent to give us a shout-out if you ever get on national TV. Or even regional TV, for that matter.
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